Age

[cappy]

Then the cry will be She’s too old. JS
Anyhow this is the first thursday of the month and the meeting in the pub of the ancient mariners , the chairman an ex Vindi boy is in his 90s and brings his live in carer I’ll have a few words with her just to be sociable , to heck with this talking of ships all the time. 1.5 hours to go and counting . Have you broken into your chocolate Easter egg yet ? Cheers JS.

yes i have have eating mine pats and the grandkids ...im just a greedy old barsteward ..or i think someone mentioned an old count.....or it sounded like that anyway

[j.sabourn]

#22 It’s back to the shed for you then .JS

[cappy]

#22 It’s back to the shed for you then .JS

never been out the shed since xmas ...its bleedin cold in here .......

[happy daze john in oz]

Never ever give up on that one Victoria.

But in NZ it is a lot easier, you go to the bottle shop and ask for a sex pack, you will only get sex beers but that is a start.
The you take her for fush and chups and just hope she is not a sheep farmer.

[Ivan Cloherty]

#19 Glad to hear you are still trying to chase, be a bit sad if you gave up on that LOL

My late wife used to say 'I don't mind you looking at the menu, but if you ever eat, you'll have nothing left to stir the pot with'

One can admire a pretty girl or well turned out girl, but even a plain Jane can light up your life with a smile, one can admire without lusting, and when I see a young couple I can only hope that they will be as happy as I have been with the two women I was fortunate enough to meet in my lifetime.

[John Pruden]

just thinking of years gone its 44 years ago today red rum won the grand national for the third time that was mine and barbs wedding day today?jp

[Denis O'Shea]

Cappy it could be worse being in the shed is better than the Doghouse especially if the dog has got fleas. Den

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Now John under OHS with water on the deck you must put up warning notice,
"Slippery Dick'

You taking the puss out of the Kiwis again

[Keith at Tregenna]

Lol.

K.

[happy daze john in oz]

Last week, a friend picked up a lovely date at her parent's home.

He'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu: Shrimp cocktail, lobster along with champagne.



He asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?" "No," she replied "but my mother is not expecting to get laid tonight"



He said, "Would you care for dessert?"