Public servants

[happy daze john in oz]

As a condition of being a staff member or volunteer at the local Community Health Center all must undergo a 'National Disability Insurance Scheme' clearnce.

For volunteers there is a fee waiver which we can apply for, come on line.
Complete and return, automated reply to say it had been received

Two weeks and no other forms yet arrived so phone to find out where I am at.

Nam sir, sorry sir no one of that name on the list.
But I received a reply to say you have it

No sir that comes from the automated department not mine.
Please check again.

No sir you are not on the list
But I received a reply to say I am

No sir that comes from an automated department, nothing to do with me.

Hang up and print off a copy of the form, complete and in the Friday PM mail.

Monday two e-mails from the department.

First one ,
Sir we have not yet received the forms you forwarded to us to which we did send an automated reply to say we had?????????????
This was a do not reply automated reply.

Second e-mail, the forms I need.
Complete them and off to the local police station to have copies of documents certified.

Stand in the queue behind the report daily or weekly before being seen.
Once complete into the mail.

No doubt at some time I will again receive an automated reply to say we have them. but we have them not!!!!!!!!!

Bloody public servants, spend too much time in the afternoon staring out the windows.

[happy daze john in oz]

Public servants, obviously to become one you first have to have partial frontal lobotomy.
If not you would make sense so be no good to the department.