Solution... Bottle of Whiskey and sleep on the floor, just like old times. JS
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Solution... Bottle of Whiskey and sleep on the floor, just like old times. JS
Thank goodness there's at least one problem I don't have - I don't even know what a duvet is, apart from French.
John, I remember once my dragon was a bit under the weather, Looking for brownie points to get out to a dart match I grabbed the iron off here....................Go and put your feet up dear your sweating buckets I will sort that, Now look dear with a petite figure like yours I am not ironing these bras you hardly have anything to put in them sweetie........................................ I iron your underpants don't I :mymy:
Braid, I take it your not up on your French, We recently got a French chap move in around the corner from us school teacher, Whats his name was the topic for months...................... Are you all thick his name is Shammy Leathure......... Its stuck with him ever since Alright Shammy lad :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Braid Anderson
#12, Braid, A duvet is similar to the eiderdowns of your childhood only with a loose cover......... or for some....coats;)
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The rest of the video is quite funny too.
Here we go Lads
Actually easy when you know how!
Even I will give this a go!
Cheers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1IzS2oBBN0
I spent over six years in a retirement home and had to change 37 of them each month. After the first six months it does get easier, but while doing it you tend to invent new swear words.
#17... Did they let you out on good behaviour John... JS
What's next, how to use a duster?
Remember when the deck officers and engineers went into whites and we stewards had to put the hollands on the settee's,a cover on the bottom and a cover along the backrest that was kept on by slipping the Holland under some thing that screwed down onto it to hold it.Apparently they were called hollands as Holland was known to produce some high quality linen that was used for furniture covers.Just a bit of useless trivia.
Regards.
Jim.B.