Words

[gray_marian]

If there was a shred of doubt the world is totally insane, this will remove it. Only Divine intervention can restore us to sanity.

This says it all…….

Pythagoras' Theorem: ............................24 words.
Lord's Prayer: ............................................. 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: .................................67 words.
Ten Commandments: ........................................179 words.
Gettysburg Address: .................................................. .286 words.
US Declaration of Independence : ..............................1,300 words.
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ............................7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ...................26,911 words


IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD


1) You can't count your hair.




2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.




3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.




Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.



TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU




1) You are reading this..




2) You are human.




3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.




4) You just attempted to do it.




6) You are laughing at yourself.




7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.




8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.




9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.




10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.

[happy daze john in oz]

Speaking of words reminds me of an incident not long after arriving here. The young lady in the office said, 'can you pass me the Durex'!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have a number of words here we use which many others do not, a can of beer is a 'tinnie' but so also is a small aliminum boat confusing !!!!!!!

But Durex was abit much, then I discovered that the Durex she refered was in fact Selotape, oh how we use words.

The I began to understand, it is not possible to stick two pieces of paper together with a condom, but worse still would be attempting to use Seloptape as a contraseptive, you could end up in avery sticky situation!!!!!!!!!