You want J***y J***y Jonny

[George Gunn]

This was most likely the only offer I refused !!!
We were in Alexandria for about 4 days for some repairs there was this old guy who came aboard every morning and collected any food waste from the drum over the stern. I was galley boy and felt sorry for him so kept some of the left-overs for him.One afternoon I was sleeping in my cabin ,door unlocked , when he woke me and asked if I wanted any FRENCH PHOTOS ,no thanks !! he then proceeded to offer me the services of his wife, oldest daughter, middle daughter, youngest daughter and even a young boy !!!by this time I really had enough and began to manhandle him out of my cabin not content with that he turned and asked if I wanted to J***y J***y HIM !! well I did partially take up his offer with my right foot .
What a traumatic experience for a young boy!!!

[happy daze john in oz]

Some times there are offers you just do not want to take up on.

[John Gill]

A ɓar of Lifebuoy doesn't go far these days. Used to have more value than £ Sterling.

[John Cassels]

Well , I fondly remember the Chilean coast early 1960's where us apprentices were assured of a " happy" wekend for the price of 2 saved up bars of sunlight soap.

[Ivan Cloherty]

Well , I fondly remember the Chilean coast early 1960's where us apprentices were assured of a " happy" wekend for the price of 2 saved up bars of sunlight soap.

Jeez, the price of the happy weak (not week) end certainly went down, in the 1950's it was two bars of Yardleys Perfumed soap.

[John Cassels]

Sorry Ivan , this auto spelling sucks sometime .. weekend indeed.

[Ivan Cloherty]

Sorry Ivan , this auto spelling sucks sometimes ..

"If only"

[Des Jenkins]

Now now lads you are to old for all this excitement, it will be an afternoon rest for you.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

We had a massage palour just down the road from us here in Oz.
Run by a couple of Thai ladies.
Was shut down by police when they discovered they offered 'massage with happy ending'.
Sadly the one who sprung them was a cop on his day off went for a simple massage then asked the question!!!!,

[j.sabourn]

What was the question John “ Do you do the wax treatment? “. I assume his hearing was 100% after using the facilities and before making the arrest. ? JS