SIGN IN A PET SHOP WINDOW
THREE PARROTS FOR SALE.#

£150, £120, £10

Woman goes in and asks, why is that one only £10

Shopkeeper says, thats because it used to live in a brothel.

The woman found that amusing so she bought it and when she gets home the parrot says "F-ck me, a new brothel". The woman laughs . Her two daughters arrived shortly afterwards and the parrot says "F-ck me new girls" and they all laugh.
Her husband comes in from work and the parrot says"F-ck me Kevin, long time no see"