Sent to me by an old friend…..
A butcher was closing his shop and started to shoo a dog away when he sees $20 and a
note in his mouth, taking out and reading it said 10 lamb chops please. Amazed he takes
the money , puts a bag of chops in the dogs mouth , and quickly closes the shop. He follows
the dog and watches him wait for a green light , look both ways and trot across to a bus stop.
The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives , he walks around
to the front and looks at the number,then boards the bus. The butcher follows dumbstruck
As the bus travels out to the suburbs the dog takes in the scenery. After a while he stands
on his back paws to push the stop bell, and the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up t
a house and drops the bag on the step. He barks repeatably - No answer. He goes down
the path , takes a big run and throws himself - Whap - against the door . He does this
again and again - No answer. So he jumps on the wall walks around the garden , barks
repeatably at a window. jumps down and waits at the front door. Eventually a small guy
Opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog. The butcher runs up screaming at the
guy , “what the Hell are you doing ?this dogs a genius ! “. The owner responds “ Genius
my Ass it’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his key”.
JS