Kia Ora

[j.sabourn]

paddy was walking down a street when he saw his mate driving in a brand new Mercedes.
Mick pulled up to him with wide grin.
“ Mick where did you get that car?”.
“ Sue gave it to me mick replied”.
“ She gave it to you ? I knew she was keen on you lad, but a brand new merc?”.
“ Well Paddy , let me tell you…we were out driving in the country in the middle of nowhere. Sue
Pulled off the road and headed into the bush. She parked the car ,got out, pulled off all her clothes
and said , Mick take what you want . So I took the car,”.
“ your a smart lad says Paddy them clothes would never have fitted you “.

Tena Koutu Katoa
JS………