Seniors joke of the month….

[j.sabourn]

…..where I live only.
A senior guy , not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a very attractive young lady working out.
He asked the nearby trainer , “ what machine should I use in here to impress that cute young lady over there ?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said “ if I were you I’d try the ATM in the lobby.
JS

[j.sabourn]

The Lighter side of Life ….late one evening a marine pulled up into a little town, only to find every hotel room was taken.
When he finally got to the last hotel, he pleaded to the manager you’ve got to have a room somewhere, I’ll take a bed anywhere. I don’t care where.
Well I do have a double room with one occupant , a Navy guy, he might be pleased to split the cost, but I must tell you he snores terribly and other guests have been complaining in other rooms.
No problem said the marine I’ll take it.
The next morning the marine comes down for breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed .
How did you sleep says the manager, never better says the Marine, the manager was impressed.
He was already snoring when I went to bed says the marine snoring away, I went over and gave him a kiss on
the cheek and said Good night beautiful, and after that he sat up all night watching me. JS