I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number ?

I find it ironic that the colours Red ,White and Blue stand for Freedom, until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for Democracy , but won’t cross the street to vote.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone ? That’s the common sense leaving your body.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance . We’ll see about that !

I think my neighbour is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her computer. I saw her through my telescope last night.

Money talks ….but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Your not fat, your just easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive ,try missing a couple of payments.

The location of your letterbox shows how far away from your house you can go in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

JS