Nine words women use

[Marian Gray]

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.



(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.



(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.



(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!



(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.

(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)



(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.

That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.



(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

(Warning - If she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.

DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').



(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying 'you're stuffed'.... [had to clean that one up a wee bit]



(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,

but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Keith Tindell]

Thees one more Marion, spoken very quietly as she walks away *risshole*, or i think thats what she says.

[happy daze john in oz]

I was once told that the statement often used by wives to describe the husband, 'Silly old fart' is actually a term of endearment!!!!!!!

I prefer to do it this way is like her saying, stupid do it my way or not at all.

[happy daze john in oz]

The latest trend here in Oz is solonogamy.
That is when a person marries themselves.
But what happens if you are told no I will not marry you?????