If not heard before .. For a ladies group.

[j.sabourn]

What are seniors Worth..
Remember, old folk are worth a fortune , with Silver in their hair , gold in their teeth , stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomachs . I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life.
Frankly I am a frivolous old girl, I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed, then. I go and see John- next it’s time to see Uncle Toby at breakfast time followed by Billy T. After they have left , Arthur Ritus shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn’t like to stay in one place , so he takes me joint to joint. After a busy day I’m really tired and glad to go to bed with my favourite man Johnny Walker. What a life !
Oh yes, I am flirting with Al Zymer.
Oh and the priest came to see me the other day . He said at my time of life I should be thinking of the hereafter . I told him oh, I do that all the time , no matter where I am - If upstairs in the bedroom or in the kitchen I am always asking myself , “ Now what am I here after ?”.
JS

For my Tech. Savvy Senior Texting Abbreviations.

FWIW..... Forgot where I was.
BTW........Bring the Wheelchair
ROFL..CGU..Rolling on the floor laughing ..And can’t get up.
LOL.........Living on Lipitor
IMHO.......Is my hearing aid on
RULKM.....Are you leaving kids money ?
BYOT........Bring your own teeth
FYI...........For your indigestion
TTYL.........Talk to you louder
MILF.........Meal I’d like to forget
LMDO.......Laughing my dentures out
WIWYA.....When I was your age.
GOML.......Get off my lawn
CBM ........Covered by Medicare.
GGPBL......Gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
WATP........Where are the prunes.

JS

[happy daze john in oz]

But the best is SPI
Spending the kids inheritance.

[j.sabourn]

That should be Spent Kids Inheritance John.
A good one in the States when they ask you for their tip is BGTYM. Be good to your mother . JS