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17th June 2021, 11:01 PM
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Another blonde joke
Driving down the motorway with his blonde girlfriend next to him, she says the family in the car next to us must be from Wales
How can you know that?
Because the children are writing on the window
Stit rouy su wohs
Rgds
J.A.
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18th June 2021, 12:36 AM
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Re: Another blonde joke
Jack walked into the bar, sat down and ordered his drink, a gorgeous blonde walked in and sat next ti Jack, as
they sat watching the TV the evening news came on, the main story was of a man on a high ledge threatening
to jump. The blonde said to Jack "Do you think he'll jump, "Yes I do replied Jack" Well I don't said the Blonde, and I'll
bet you £20 that he doesn't jump, OK says Jack as he puts his money on the bar, just as the girl puts her money down,
the man jumps off the ledge, "Oh" exclaimed the girl obviously upset, Jack says to her, I can't take your money, I
saw him jump on the news at 5:00, So did I replied the Blonde,"But I didn't think he'd do it again" cheers.
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18th June 2021, 06:21 AM
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Re: Another blonde joke
Joke of the Day
My friend came home from work, cleaned himself and sat down for dinner.
After the first bite he scolded his wife that the food was tasteless.
His wife got up, called the COVID hotline and told them that her husband doesn’t have any sense of taste any more.
The ambulance came and took him away and now he is in 14 days quarantine.
This is a warning to all men who find their wife’s cooking tasteless.


Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
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18th June 2021, 07:07 AM
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Re: Another blonde joke
i can never understand why women with lovely blond hair dye their roots black? jp 
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18th June 2021, 07:34 AM
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Re: Another blonde joke
Maybe they don’t want to be associated with dumb blondes John . JS
Last edited by j.sabourn; 18th June 2021 at 07:35 AM.
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18th June 2021, 08:08 AM
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Re: Another blonde joke
so true john and there is some dumb ones around? jp
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18th June 2021, 12:13 PM
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Re: Another blonde joke
A young blonde female biker is racing up the motorway at 120mph.
Her boyfriend asks. " Haven't you ever been picked up the fuzz? "
"No, but I've been swung around by the tits a few times"
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18th June 2021, 03:43 PM
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A crusty old Bo'sun was leaning on the boat deck rail watching the waters of the Red Sea passing by when a gorgeous young blond passenger leaned beside him.
"Are there any dangerous fish down there" she asked.
Oh yes, sharks he replied.
If I fell in would they eat me, she asked.
Yes.
Would they eat me whole.
No, they'd spit that out.
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19th June 2021, 01:25 AM
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Re: Another blonde joke

Originally Posted by
John Pruden
i can never understand why women with lovely blond hair dye their roots black? jp


Ive had a couple of blonds and they didn't dye my hair black
Des
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19th June 2021, 05:15 AM
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Re: Another blonde joke
des did the rug match the carpet though?
jp
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