"Psst...Wanna Buy a Car,my friend? "...

[Gulliver]

I was amazed to see this car recently advertised on E-Bay (seriously).
and
I promise never again to correct anyone’s grammar mistakes on here!


　
The advert refers to his 1998 BMW 323 I saloon. |£1,300.
It’s a sign of the times that thisimmigrant/asylum seeker (I would imagine) has to sell his car because he’s on benefits-but of course !



　
　
hi
i am have sell my car i am no work just i am benefit i cant afford it i am sad of my car lovely drive brilliant it good car and quite good fuel long way drive and very good body no rust and i am been lots of money spend new front exhaust pipe and sensors ,and front new brake pads and front only disc and rear new brake pads done full service stamps
if you want look round my car welcome please email or text 078 ********
no return back car OK
please don't put Paypal pick up car by cash only OK
many thank you
　
　

[Stan Carter]

probally has to sell it as he has applied for his disabled dash card and a new bmw courtisy of the local councils mobility program.

[Rocky]

Breath in through the nose out through the mouth YEP definitely smells like scam to me

[happy daze john in oz]

Reminds me of a used car salesman who often frequented my pub. Put some odd ads in the paper at times but the best one,

Full description of this car, ie rust heap, with the closing line, 'this car best seen at night'.

[Louis the Amigo]

Hi shipmates, sounds like a good buy? for a parts man if its cheap? any logg book and key? which car park to meet? or is it a bogus adress? do all them types of deals in pub with car park anything for a free drink? better still dont buy it !!!! sounds like a scammer to me.