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does any body know a bloke from perf .....walks with a sailors roll ....and sells antiques .....a bit of a shifty look .....he may ask you would you like to ride a bird 6 foot tall with legs all the way up to her ass ....well dont go its his bleedin emu
Cappy you have been conned , Daniel O'Donnell knocks them out by the hundreds. But the gobsh-e has sub contracted the job to Micky O'Dingdong in Shanghai. But Daniel is raging as he has a few container loads stuck in the Suez canal on board the box boat Ever Not-Given.
Apparentlly, a ghostly apparition of St George is said to have aided British troops during their retreat from Mons, and the naval commander of the Zeebrugge Raid cited the saint as inspiration.
The flag of Saint George - a red cross on a white background - is incorporated into the Union Jack and recalled in the ensign of the Royal Navy.
K.
Lewis, we have been to St. Patrick's well, some guy there told me he never knew he was sick.
But a very busy spot with the tourists, particularly those from USA.
But a few years back there was a guy at Dublin airport selling antiques.
He sold a small skull to a yank telling him it was the skull of St Pat.
Two years later the yank is back and the guy tells him he has the skull of St Pat for sale, was he interested.
He bring up the skull and the yank says, hey the one you sold me was smaller than that.
Correct say paddy, that one was when he was a boy.
#30 The word venerable should have told you it was phoney. It is only half a word unless accompanied by the other half disease. Any proper sailor will tell you that. Crooks are a speciality of sheep farmers and enable them to put on their sea boots and then tucking their sheep’s hind legs also into the same , ask Cappy that’s what he tried doing with his girl fiend emu. As it turned out she was under age thence the warrant out on him . However she is well over the age of consent now and has been looking for him , and has withdrawn all charges . Come back Cappy and face up to your responsibility’s and your flock of geese. JS.
i certainly never flocked the geese......Quote:
Originally Posted by j.sabourn
No but you begat them . Your DNA is proof enough , and now you have begotten them. The irreverent St. Thomas has volunteered to baptise them or capsize them as required in the Brisbane River for a price. He has suggested a share in your emu beer distillery for when he comes off his weekly drying out period , and has promised to cut out the middle man and do the sampling himself. Cheers JS
#38. Believe I have put this on before , but to anyone who goes in for pub quizzes and the question comes up name the river in Brisbane.then the answer is the Brisbane River. I got caught out once . So expect half the winnings from any quiz that has it in . JS
It was not the warrant out on him that cappy was concerned about.
It was the warranty on the Emu.
The English find it very hard to hold THEIR drink when it is over THERE 😂🍺👍