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Jim I am not eggsagerating honest life was bloody hard at that time.

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Originally Posted by dave moore

Jim I am not eggsagerating honest life was bloody hard at that time.

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Dave it was my attempt at having a joke.
Regards.
Jim.B.

No worries Jim you took me the wrong way I was not eggasperated by your comment good thinking anyway

Clan line you got 1 egg a day , even breakfast omelettes were 1 egg

Some years ago here in Oz one of those diet persons said you should eat no more than 36 eggs a year.
On holiday I got my 36 and that was it.

But now of course the diet police have changed that.

But for breakfast, none of that cholesterol stuff for me, just plain rolled oats with oat bran, chopped up KIWI fruit all in Cranberry juice, washed down with 400 ml of black unsweetened coffee and 300 ml of low fat tap water.
Good thing is it had lowered my cholesterol to below the minimum.

But I cook all meals, share the shopping, I push the trolley, and bought a much lighter vac so Terri can push it around, better than pushing me around.

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Originally Posted by Jim Brady

Dave it was my attempt at having a joke.
Regards.
Jim.B.

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##this is getting eggsaperating

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Originally Posted by Captain Kong

I have Never seen a double yoke egg for many many years,


Tonight SHE fried an egg it was a double yoke, then SHE did another and that was a double yoke, then SHE did another, and That was a double yoke,
Three doubles Yokes. all at once.
Brian

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###get away brian you must be YOKING

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Originally Posted by dave moore

This may not be relevant ,but talking of eggs believe me this is true.As one of four kids during late forties we as a family we used to brambling while out once we came across a hens nest near a farm she the hen had gone broody and was what's known as laying away.this was about 4miles from where we lived ,my mum bless her cotton socks rode an old sit up and beg bike every 3days there and back and making sure nobody saw her collected the eggs this went on for about 2weeks before presumably the farmer must have found the broody hen some memories are precious aren't they happy days

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###NO NEED TO EGGSPLAIN DAVE

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Originally Posted by gray_marian

you're on a [bread] roll here cappy:p

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##trying to eggsonerate my self marion as i eggspect more to come eggstremely quickly without egging anyone on regards cappy.......

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Originally Posted by gray_marian

But are you happy John:p:D

Gold star for the lightweight hoover 4 more if you can push it:D

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I do push it and yes happy as I have lost a bit of middle fat and pulled the belt in another two notches.
Of course low calory tonic water does help, Gin I am told can be fattening.