Changing a light bulb

[David Williams]

Hi Den.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman
and a light bulb..........you can unscrew a light bulb.
Dave Williams

[Captain Kong]

Heights are no problem.
If you fall 100 feet you are just as dead as if you fall 1000 feet, so the height makes no difference, except you live a few seconds longer saying , " So far so good,", on the way down before you land. That is what I always thought when aloft

Here is me up aloft, my mate Ted, now deceased, on the table and me up the top mast. loved it, me on the span wire. No one on your back up there.
Cheers
Brian

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi Den.
He gets back down and the bulb goes again. "Damn those bloody Korean bulbs"!
Cheers Des

[j.sabourn]

Female Equality... On todays news in Melbourne, the womens groups have succeeded in getting the little green man on traffic lights converted to a little green woman. How stupid and a total waste of money can this be. It has gone beyond the realms of common sense, how many women wear skirts these days in anycase, no doubt other groups will be complaining. Why not just put stop and go up in the first place. The mind boggles at some peoples minds, the way they work. Cheers JS

[happy daze john in oz]

Female Equality... On todays news in Melbourne, the womens groups have succeeded in getting the little green man on traffic lights converted to a little green woman. How stupid and a total waste of money can this be. It has gone beyond the realms of common sense, how many women wear skirts these days in anycase, no doubt other groups will be complaining. Why not just put stop and go up in the first place. The mind boggles at some peoples minds, the way they work. Cheers JS

Problem is John the minds do not work, if they did we would not have such stupid femalse among us. And remeber they BREED