Not now Jim, they now have a copper or two they never bargained on.nQuote:
Originally Posted by Jim Brady
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Not now Jim, they now have a copper or two they never bargained on.nQuote:
Originally Posted by Jim Brady
HI All.
The blokes might have wanted a bit of excitement in their golden years, one of them might have been involved in the Princess Margret hoist and expected to find some Mustique's best coke, it wasn't a super grass that got them, it was the super grass they smoked.
Cheers Des
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John in Oz
A number of years ago there was a documentary called the Princess and the Gangster {or something like that} regarding the high jinks that used to go on in Mustique when Princess Margret was there. A well known London gangster called John Biden? had escaped to Mustique and was photographed with her on a number of occasions at wild parties where dodgy cigarettes pus large amounts of alcohol were consumed.
This gangsters claim to fame {apart from his violent past} was that he had a rather large penis which he often displayed to all and sundry and would wave it around like a helicopter rotor, hence his knick name "helicopter Biden".
According to some well known celebs who appeared in the documentary P. Margret was fascinated with him and his "wanger" and they would often disappear together onto the beach at late night parties. According to the documentary as well as a love of the G & T Margret also had a voracious sexual appetite and though it could not be proven most of these celebs were of the opinion that she was regularly getting serviced by said gangster whenever she decamped to Mustique.
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JA
Quote "We are not amused." unquote. Buckingham Palace spokesperson.
Rodney
John Bindon was reputed to be able to hang 3 half pint mugs on his appendage, mind you not full of beer, KT
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THE ZEBRA DIES...
The Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
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OOPs Sorry about that invading post never relise
till posted.
A Metropolitan police official was asked recently how the investigation into the Hatton Garden heist was progressing, His answer.
It depends on whether they've managed the situation. All the same, what we still haven't seen or heard much of is from the victims. Not a lot of people seem to have come forward and said, "That's my box." I wonder what was in those boxes, No charges have been made against anyone. { LOVERLY JUBLEE } Del Boy, Terry. :dream: