scottish politics

[Ron B Manderson]

Oh ! Keith.
You are a bad boy.
Just think I can send the wife back to liverpool
Now where do I put my Yes Cross.
I'm Safe she never looks at the site.
Ron the batcave

[Keith Tindell]

Hi Ron, Marion , i`m sat here with a couple of rum and cokes, and my mind creating all sorts of mischief, if Scotlands vote yes, and England stays in the EU, does that mean that all Scots will not get free crossing into the EU ie England, and you will have to fill in all sorts of application forms to come across the border, we will have to pay import duty on the whisky,and what about the porridge, wow, i`ll pour another tot, regards `KT

[John Albert Evans]

All these little anomilies thats are popping up are surely the unintended consequences of ill thought out actions.

John Albert Evans.

[Ron B Manderson]

Hi Ron, Marion , i`m sat here with a couple of rum and cokes, and my mind creating all sorts of mischief, if Scotlands vote yes, and England stays in the EU, does that mean that all Scots will not get free crossing into the EU ie England, and you will have to fill in all sorts of application forms to come across the border, we will have to pay import duty on the whisky,and what about the porridge, wow, i`ll pour another tot, regards `KT

Does that mean I will have to learn joined up writing
I am interested in your Rum and coke, I must say.

Seeing your a good lad I will smuggle some porridg to you. But Just for you.
But promise me you won't scatter sugar on the smuggled stuff. Must be a wee bit salt.
Do you promise then.
I tell you the wife is getting sent back, Sale or return.
Ron the batcave

[gray_marian]

#73, My Dear Keith, I have not read the 670 pages of wee Eck's Referendum
white paper as I suspect it's full of SNP propagander. Since I have no intention
of voting yes I decided my time would be better spent reading on here If and I say if, wee pudding face scrapes through then I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. Rest assured Keith, Ron and I will endeavour to supply copious amounts of porridge for your good self on the one condition you won't be decorating it with Mr Gill's preference [yogurt and fruit]...... a hanging offence up here!!! It will be sea salt and milk washed down with lashings of whisky, that will put hairs on your chest..... Have only found seven folk here willing to vote yes!!

[Ivan Cloherty]

#73, My Dear Keith, .... Have only found seven folk here willing to vote yes!!

Was that for the porridge, or the hairs on the chest, hope the latter were not lassies!

[happy daze john in oz]

Simple answer to this just bring 'Braveheart' back. with all his war paint and swining his sword crying 'Freedom' he will scare the Brits away, well until they cathch him and string him up that is.

[John Arton]

As the wife's family are descendants of a famous clan of Border Reivers she is looking forward to Scottish Independence and the establishment of Border controls again.
This means that we will be going out in the middle of the night dressed in dark clothes to steal cattle and sheep for sale at high market prices in Shields market, thus increasing the household income some 10000%, though what the neighbours will think when they see our garden full of Angus cattle and sheep I shudder to think but hey! they will just have to put up with it as their garage is full of Scotch Whiskey that has been smuggled across the border and down the coast on Cappy's yacht into Cullercoats
LOL
rgds
JA

[j.sabourn]

Better leave Cappy behind there is a wanted notice out on him north of the river. Anyhow he has to keep on winding up that atomic clock, so cant afford being incapacitated. Cheers JS

[cappy]

last lot came into frenchmans bay john......cognac .....fine wines .....wooden legs .....