Virtual Ship

Hi MIKE
I stuffed up , heres your pic.
taffy 1eye:D:D

Hi Alf
I'll see you at southend pier - it's just a No. 7 bus ride for me, I only live just up the road from the pier head!!

cheers.
TONY cooke (ex R/O)

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Originally Posted by bobcat

Hi Alf
I'll see you at southend pier - it's just a No. 7 bus ride for me, I only live just up the road from the pier head!!

cheers.
TONY cooke (ex R/O)

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'ere tony you do'nt live in that carpark under the royals do you?. cheers alf. ps you'll have to catch the ferry to france and get to genoa (italy) as we left the channel some time ago. cheers.

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Originally Posted by Michael Lawrence

Hi MIKE.
Ive got a bucket load of them photos, heres another one.I think its more your sort of style haha.
Are you sure you can still handle the skull attack, SA.Dont worry about trying to make me jealous ,ive got my own supply!.And whots the bet you and Den wont get the still on the plane?????

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Listen Big Guy. We're not only taking the still we're taking some of Den's tabtabs as well. I figure if we cut them open on the slopes we could sell them as small toboggans or very large skis. Don't worry about the 'still' we've an arrangement with Virgin ( I think Den said virgin but might of misheard) Anyway we'll be warm and snug with a keg of Eight Bells. Mike;):p:D

I now have the answer for all of us. Whilst in Vanatu on my cruise I wewnt to the local cultural village where they were makinh Kava. We tried some, looks like dirty water, tastes like dirty water but has the punch of the dentists needle. In minutes your mouth is numb. Now if we get Vernon to put some in the cookies he is making we wont feel so bad when we eat them. The locals use it as a sleeping draught so just dont let Alf on the wheel get any, heaven knows where we will end up.:eek::eek:

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Originally Posted by x taffy 2

Listen Big Guy. We're not only taking the still we're taking some of Den's tabtabs as well. I figure if we cut them open on the slopes we could sell them as small toboggans or very large skis. Don't worry about the 'still' we've an arrangement with Virgin ( I think Den said virgin but might of misheard) Anyway we'll be warm and snug with a keg of Eight Bells. Mike;):p:D

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At first read, I thought you said Den was a virgin!!!
Maybe we could put the tap-nabs to better use. How about usuing them as currency for favors from the local talent. Just like we used to do with soap, towels etc.
Worth a try!!
Den.

Listen you lot. Just had a thought, which in its self is quite remarkable.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
Doesn't this ship have to be certified by the BOT?
Also before they do that, and give permission to sail. I believe we have to have three POs signed on.
Bosun, Chief cook, and a Donkeyman.
I haven't seen any of the above on the crew list.
Therefore, if this be the case, we have sailed illegally! As one who has never done anything remotely illegal[cough, cough] I find this most distressing, and suggest we tie up someplace, preferably BA, to seek legal advice before this voyage continues.
Den.

Ar 'Tis Another Nightmare I Just Had! Our good lady m.v.VIRTUALITY always wants to be standingup,Ar!


('Tis truly Spankers,Futtocks and 8 Bells again,lads!)

Ar! Call Me When 'Ye Olde Faggott and Firkin's Abeam,Mr.Mate!)


Gulliver

How could we be a sick bird with the likes of Vernon, Alf, Den and others on board. Think you will find B.O.T. went the same way as our pensions, but if we make enough from the still we can bribe our way past the customs post and if we have to take a B.O.T. official, if they still exist, hostage. Somehow I doubt if the B.O.T. would pay the ransom so we could drop him off at Rosies bar.:eek:

Hay lads whats happening with this here ship I been stuck on gangway duty so long i've taken root and not even a sarny have I had with you lot lording it ashore and me Brandy botles empty George