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Originally Posted by Les

Well Taffy 2 or 1 Seeing as there is confusion going on and Alf reckons that the chart is upside down and I have been trying to avoid that island that turned out to be a coffee stain on the chart we have decided to put her on iron mike with fifteen degrees rudder and hope that we do not disappear up our own stern. As far as Alf and myself are concerned our blood levels are getting to a dangerous level and we need to top them up with a few snorts of Den's rum. Les

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HI LES. i'll try and find so grog for you both, in the meantime heres some of that christmas pud, thats supposed to full of rum. give it a suck and see if its any good. it has four bottles of rum in it so it should be ok. hic! ive had a quick suck and its lethal. i'll give you a break on the wheel, hopping it improves my sanity???. i''ll follow them wind jockies. to funcual. and i'll clean that coffee stain off the chart..
taffy1i:D:D

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Originally Posted by Michael Lawrence

Hey Lads. will be giving site a rest for a while as taken W.R. into hospital today ref., heart. Hopefully things will perk up but know you lovely jokers will understand if my thoughts and energy elsewhere.
Please keep going lads and reserve my place as galley boy( most important). As soon as things quieten down will make contact again. Take care and keep safe. Mike
P.S. Welsh Rose enjoying herself.

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Mike sorry to hear your news and hope all will be well for your WR and my thoughts and best wishes will be with you both Regards George in Southampton PS Now I'm a flamin stowaway on this hear ship

hi mike very sorry to hear about W.R. when she comes out she can join our ship for a well earned cruise. cheers. alf

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Originally Posted by alf corbyn

hi mike very sorry to hear about W.R. when she comes out she can join our ship for a well earned cruise. cheers. alf

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Alf mate, when she comes out she willwant nourishment, not punisment>:eek:

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Originally Posted by George

Mike sorry to hear your news and hope all will be well for your WR and my thoughts and best wishes will be with you both Regards George in Southampton PS Now I'm a flamin stowaway on this hear ship

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hi all. anybody seen that stowaway george. i think its time he started working his passage. anybody know what hes good at or good for?????. do you think we should do a roll call of the crew. so that we know whos onboard.
mike, galleyboy
des ,navigator/ab
alf ,quatermaster
vernon ,chief steward
den ,chief master baker
bilges ,ships cat
taffy1i aka geoff ,lookout/farmer/painter/navigator/2nd baker
john meekin, lamp trimmer
peter ,engine room
les ,edh/peggy/quatermaster
George ,stowaway
john in booze. head barman.
anybody know of anymore????

taffy1i

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Originally Posted by x taffy 2

hi all. anybody seen that stowaway george. i think its time he started working his passage. anybody know what hes good at or good for?????. do you think we should do a roll call of the crew. so that we know whos onboard.
mike, galleyboy
des ,navigator/ab
alf ,quatermaster
vernon ,chief steward
den ,chief master baker
bilges ,ships cat
taffy1i aka geoff ,lookout/farmer/painter/navigator/2nd baker
john meekin, lamp trimmer
peter ,engine room
les ,edh/peggy/quatermaster
George ,stowaway

anybody know of anymore????

taffy1i

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taff1i,
We are in desperate need for more crew,the Ship is running very light on Crew and more Work :eek: is being put on us!
Get George and put him on the Diswash ,thats if you can find him.
We have a list of jobs NOW available so sign on as many as you can! haha!

Chief Doctor / Physician
Registered Nurse
Fitness Instructor
First Officer
Security Officer
Safety Officer
Bosun
Carpenter
Deck Attendant
Chief Engineer
Electrician
Plumber
Fireman
Musician
Bartender
Dining Room Waiter/Waitress,
Provision Master / Storekeeper
Baker
Dishwasher / Pot washer

Cheers

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Originally Posted by x taffy 2

hi all. anybody seen that stowaway george. i think its time he started working his passage. anybody know what hes good at or good for?????. do you think we should do a roll call of the crew. so that we know whos onboard.
mike, galleyboy
des ,navigator/ab
alf ,quatermaster
vernon ,chief steward
den ,chief master baker
bilges ,ships cat
taffy1i aka geoff ,lookout/farmer/painter/navigator/2nd baker
john meekin, lamp trimmer
peter ,engine room
les ,edh/peggy/quatermaster
George ,stowaway
graham R 774640, captains tiger
anybody know of anymore????

taffy1i

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hi all. i knew i forgot someone,my appologies to graham R774640.
graham wants to be the captains tiger ,after he saw that pic from one of the applicants for captains job .haha hes got no chance of catching her with his pants around his ankles.
so we have a captains tiger ,now all we need is a captain?
taffy3i

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Originally Posted by Les

If you fill that position for safety I think that you will have a mutiny on your hands. In fact other than the first mate the start of the list covering the first six positions sound like they would feed of one another and that we would be the dummies. Lets keep it to the KISS principle for now. Can you imagine the health regime that they would put us on UGH. Les

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hi les . im with you , KISS system. as for safty person. i think vernon has gone PC. he hasnt nicked that christmas pud off you, has he,??? haha , hic

taffy 3i :eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by x taffy 2

hi les . im with you , KISS system. as for safty person. i think vernon has gone PC. he hasnt nicked that christmas pud off you, has he,??? haha , hic

taffy 3i :eek: :eek:

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Come on Guys,give me a break,nick that Xmas Pud,no way too much grog in that for me! Blurp! Blurp! Excuse!! Slurp! Slurp!

Back again (wiping Mouth) now where was i? :)
Oh yes Xmas,no its not is it! Very confused now! Must be a bit PC to think of it haah!
And all you guys want to do is KISS !!! Well i never! haha!
Where under the Misletoe! Oh no thats New Year! Getting more and more confussed now!! yes confussed not confused!haha!

Ag! man youse all needs a skoonmaak! haha! (Cleanup)
Well OK then we will stick with what we have,but NO extra work for me!!
I'm off down to the Fog Locker!! See you later!
Cheers

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Originally Posted by x taffy 2

hi all. anybody seen that stowaway george. i think its time he started working his passage. anybody know what hes good at or good for?????. do you think we should do a roll call of the crew. so that we know whos onboard.
mike, galleyboy
des ,navigator/ab
alf ,quatermaster
vernon ,chief steward
den ,chief master baker
bilges ,ships cat
taffy1i aka geoff ,lookout/farmer/painter/navigator/2nd baker
john meekin, lamp trimmer
peter ,engine room
les ,edh/peggy/quatermaster
George ,stowaway

anybody know of anymore????

taffy1i

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I thought, hic, that I was , hic, the head barman, hic, in fact the only one, hic hic.:eek: