Virtual Ship

Alf mate looking for mutton birds in Kiwi land is fraught with danger, better to stick with the spring lamb. Den if you are making 'Queen' cakes make sure queenie is not around. Now lads having just got back from thoise devine south pacific seas I have some gifts for you. Could not get them though customs so some delightful native whenches dressed in grass skirts are in the post. On our cruise there appeared one night in the lounge this apperition dressed in white from head to foot,all my mamories of a miss spent youth flashed beforte my eyes, her indoors told me to lower my sexual ambitions to which I agreed as I told her they were all in my mind. But then we were all sent into a grip of mad dispare when we discovered she is the sister of Les B Ann and she has been on a lovers tryst with the skipper. She introduced me to him in his stunning evening gown and when I told him of my exploits he remarked,' the days when ships were ships, and the crew were gay'. But all is not lost, I now have a photo of our ship which I will post in the gallery when i can get a hread of steam up on my camera. Alf mate the bucket has a hole in it, someone dropped a tab nab in it.

g'day john. mutton birds are an aquired taste but the memory of watching my maori mate cracking their heads with his teeth lives on. see yo've had a good time on your cruise. what did terri think of that gay crew?. am anxiously awaiting my grass skirted present. cheers. alf:D:D

Alf me lad I think we are talking about two types of mutton bird here! The grass skirted lady is on her way and I am sure she will have one for you. Now got the steam camera working so am posting a photo of the virtual ship. This shows her as she was when Mike first found her. Thanks to Den and his amazing baking skills all the air conditioning vents, as seen in the photo, have been filled in, Just amazing what he can do with a tab nab or two. She is posted under special purpose ships as she could go down anywhere.:eek:

Hi all .
Just had a look at our virtual ship, Gee didn't know she was a Russian job. Sea rushes in one side and then rushes out the other. No wonder Dens tabnabs can feel nice a soft, he,s been dunking them in the sea.:D
taffy 1eye:eek:

ALF. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GAY CREWS, WHEN I WAS SECOND STEWARD ON PORT LINE, MOST OF THE STEWARDS WERE QUEENS, THEY WERE THE BEST WORKERS. I AM WORRIED THAT YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET YOUR GRASS SKIRT........ STILL YOU CAN ALWAYS GO TO Q.S. OR BON MARCHE, EVEN PECOCKS, IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE. tAKE CARE.......TERRI;)

hiterry. on one of the castle boats we had 144 gays and they were great, put on a concert for crew and bloods. one of the best things about them is the repartee. they would make todays comics hang thier heads with the quick come backs. always enjoyed thier company.and if you are reading this mr strange. it was strickly straight. cheers. alf:D:D

Alfie,I think you're as straight as a Roundabout....luvvie!
well,maybe a closet straight!:D:D
Gull.

Ha. Ha. I love it. Alf, i am sure that you are straight, so am i.... I have a wife, a daughter, and a happy marrage. As the heading says.. Virtual ship, and i am a virtual chef, and enjoying it, ( ask den ) . Well back to the galley, no more bitching ( well for a while ). Take care.........terry or terri. :d

OOOOH Alf I just dont know what you mean. But I have just seen Queenie and she says she wants one of Wilkys black puddings!!!!!!! Between black puddings, haggis, and stuffed mutton birds from Kiwi we should eat well, but I heard tell the heads are blocked again, someone heard about the feed and chucked all the tab nabs down there. To make matters worse Vernon has hidden all the loo paper, but you could usae the hem of the grass skirt if you get desparate. :eek:

The pigeon English word for grass skirts is, ars- grass. so i would assume it would be appropriate, mind you if its made of cutty grass forget it.:eek:
I think ive got the right stuff to clear the heads of those tabnabs. Ive just poured two bottles of Black Draught and the dregs of Johns home made plumb wine down the bog pans. Now thats all we need is somebody to throw a match down them . ANY VOLUNTEERS:rolleyes:
taffy1eye:D