The last time I went through the Suez canal we had just learnt that we were all being made redundant once we arrived in Rotterdam and discharged the cargo of veg oils.The captain got all electrical items that were not bolted down, placed them in the ships office and invited the bum boat guys to make him an offer, much squabbling amongst them then a price arrived at , the chief engineer flogged off all the scrap brass along with a load of stainless steel piping.
Later, anchored in the bitter lakes awaiting the south bound convoy to clear, the pilot came on board and demanded a bottle of whiskey and 400 marlboro. The captain refused so the pilot said, no presents, no move. The captain said o.k and went down to his cabin telling me to call him when the pilot was ready to move. I was mate and sat on the bridge with the pilot storming around and demanding his presents. Once the last south bound vessel had cleared and the north bound vessels started to move, tankers being the lead ships, the captain came on the bridge and asked the pilot if he was ready to move but of course he definitely repeated, no presents, no move.
The captain got on the VHF to the canals control station and told them we weren't moving as the pilot was demanding alcohol and cigarettes before he would carry out his duties.
Now I don't speak Arabic but whatever the shore control screamed at him, all of a sudden a very subdued pilot said captain, up anchor quickly, we go or loose our position. Transit taken with a very sullen pilot speaking only to give helm and engine moves.
Rgds
J.A