Iran

[j.sabourn]

What was that description of females with oddities years ago ? your teeth are like stars they come out at night in Sotto in a glass of water, your lips are like tulips ………….? Just can’t remember that one ? JS
But in truth can’t understand the thinking they will in time just be one big age spot to match all the others. All delineation will disappear and just a big blob. JS

[j.sabourn]

#41.Sorry got the tulips wrong should have been your lips are like petals bicycle pedals.
A couple more to make up..you have a butter face everything looks nice butter face.
Brains aren’t everything in your case they’re nothing .
You have a twinkle in your eye the sun shines between your ears.
Your hair has waves like the sea, the Dead Sea.
How to get rid of your girlfriend when 12 years of age , hope you didn’t marry her , hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. JS

[happy daze john in oz]

Many years ago there was a young lady who had her breasts tattooed to loke like bowls of flowers
Now I hear at age 60 they look more like hanging baskets.

[j.sabourn]

Of Babylon John , very appropriate for this post. They may of originally been called the hanging gardens, but she was a big girl and not too much difference. JS

[thomas michael]

hi des #40
good evening, whats the old saying,
Theres none so blind as those whom will not see, or indeed the kings new suit of clothes.
tom

[Des Taff Jenkins]

We shouldn't really take the mickey out of women, they are the ones who look after us and pick up the pieces.I hope the women on ste take it as it was intended just jokes.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

Des mate, most of the ladies on here are tough, Thye had to be to be married to guys like us.
So no worries there I am sure.

[j.sabourn]

#47 No worries. !!?? If my wife used the computer and checked up on me I would be dead man ! JS

[John Pruden]

an old uncle said to me never raise your hand to a woman while you have a good pair of shoes on?lol just joking ladies..jp

[Des Taff Jenkins]

My wife , ill as she is just gave me a hand to turn over the settee while I fixed the leg, lo and behold it was Mary's Not! Bless them all.
Des