Land Ho!

[Captain Kong]

Tough!! hope it keeps `em out.
Brian

[Nigel Smith]

I believe Dover Castle is still armed

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi All
The two mine sweepers Cameron sent up to the Baltic would be better spent running up the Channel dropping depth charges indiscriminately.
Cheers Des

[j.sabourn]

The standard schoolboy joke in the late fourties was " an oil slick has been sighted in the North sea, correction it was later discovered it was 300 Pakistanis swimming towards the beach", nowadays they would have to chastise and bring back the Borstals for these anti political correctness kids. JS

[happy daze john in oz]

That oil slick now is made up of many nations and who cares about political correctness, will it pay my bills? Bloody political correctness will kill us all off in time.

[j.sabourn]

If that doesn't John, climate change will. JS

[cappy]

Hey guys what about using that bulker for sale charging the gentle persons maybe 200 quid a crossing man we would all be in clover. Come on yer know it has wings think about it.

###whats the insurance ......how many could we get in a hold at once.....and i wont go if theres no tabnabs......cappy....ps i want to be an orficer

[Keith Tindell]

You could be the Captain cappy, i can be in charge of the money, im very trustworthy, honest!!!!kt

[happy daze john in oz]

###whats the insurance ......how many could we get in a hold at once.....and i wont go if theres no tabnabs......cappy....ps i want to be an orficer

Cappy, we will need all the tab nabs there are to close up that hole.