Wasn't a little German corporal there Braid called Scuttleberger or something got transferred to the Western Front, later changed his name owed money to too many people gambling at cards so changed his name and hid away in some draughty prison and tried writing a book. Grew a moustache hoping to disguise himself. Came to a suspicious end and his death was always doubted by some. His compatriots didn't get the chance of being re-educated got throttled by our Albert. Not too long after a lot of people got pangs of conscience about their brutal demise. And all went to confession as felt very bad about it. Since then literally tens of thousands have got away with murder. Cheers JS