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    Default Re: Todays Smile

    Tiger woods was driving his BMW through rural Ireland when he stops at a remote petrol station to fill up. The owner does not recognise him but as tiger woods is filling the car up a golf tee falls out of his pocket. The garage owner picks it up and asks tiger woods what it is, Tiger Woods replies, it's to rest my balls on when I'm driving, Bejazus, the Irishman exclaims, BMW, think of everything don't they.
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    Default Re: Todays Smile

    I was talking to my neighbour over the fence last night, we were having a sneaky beer.

    He knew I had been at sea for many years.
    Got around to talking about some of the places I had been to.

    Anything still on your to do or go too bucket List?
    I thought he was going to choke on his beer, all I said was I have changed my bucket list, oh in what way. It is now on my F-uck it list.

    a few more to brighten your day

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    Last edited by James Curry; 19th June 2025 at 10:21 PM.

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