Back in the Woods , a rednecks wife went into labour in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity , the doctor handed the father to be a lantern and said “ here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing”. Soon a baby boy was brought into this world. “ whoa there said the doctor don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down…I think there’s another one in there to come” sure enough within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. “ No No , don’t be in a hurry putting the lantern down said the doctor…it seems there’s yet another one to come. The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment , and asked the doctor “ Do you think it’s the light that’s attractin’ em.
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