SNP 1st Minister

[James Curry]

I understand the Scottish first minister is having his official residence decorated. He wants all signs of Sturgeon removed.
Apparently the place is being painted top to bottom. Questions are sure to be raised about the costs. Humza Yousaf has been quick to point the costs for the paint will be a lot less than Boris spent for his wee flat in Num 10, certainly less than £800 a tin.
He has also stated he will do the job himself to help cut costs and is using paint that will only require 1 coat.











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[happy daze john in oz]

My sister was painting a rom wearing two overcoats.
When I asked her why she said on the tin best with two coats on.