Nautical Sayings.

[Captain Kong]

By Gum, Louis, when I read that I was there, hands are still shaking as I wipe the salt spray from my eyes.
Brian.

[E.Martin]

Hows about "she was a big `forced draught job` describing a rather large lady.
Brian.

Every one to his own choice!!.

[E.Martin]

What about a nice pair of Top ********?.

Friend of mine ex Royal Navy vet always said that he was on to a good Ping

[Peter Trodden]

We always refered to Big girls as a Four Strap Job,meaning it would take a Four strap lifting spread to shift her. Maybe the original has been thru a Scouse mangle
One I remember hearing years ago,two men arguing and getting close to blows, an old AB stepped in saying 'Vast there,Ease to the stopper. Any Deckhands heard that one.
ttfn Peter.

[Jim Brady]

Someone had a terrible head of hair on him and the remark would be "He's got a head on him like a Portugese Lodging House Cat" Why Portugese I dont know.
Regards.
Jim.B.

[Captain Kong]

Or, he has a Belly like our Parish Priest. and an 4R5E like a money lender. Another scouse one.
another like Jims, A head like a lodging house Tom Cat. and Cunard Feet, cos he cunardly walk.
or, he`s gorra Gob on `im like a smacked 4R5E.
or to thump some one was, to Stick a Gob on `im.
Brian

[Jim Brady]

A guy with a small bald head was said to have "A head on him like a Rosary Bead".
Regards.
Jim.B.

[Keith at Tregenna]

Must say, I did skip read the thread and did not notice the following: Travelling with excess baggage, from an old RN mate on holiday with the wife and kids. His ever old fave was lumpy jumpers: to do with identyfing the female form:

K.

[Jim Brady]

Not nautical but I was sitting in a pub a woman walked passed with a rather large backside the guy next to me commented "the last time I seen an a**e like that it was going over Beechers Brook".thats a Grand National jump for those who are not familiar with horse racing..
Regards.
Jim.B.

[Duke Drennan]

Or "The last time I saw an ar$e like that, Sabu was hitting it with a stick".