"I've been known to have a large malt or two or three".
Och Aye ,Jimmy,but only if somebody else is paying?
Weel noo,I saw this and thought of you,ye ken......
Oh wad some po'er the Giftie tell us
Tae get our wine bills like ither fellas
And nae brocht 'roon wae that deil McCrindle
Who tak's sich pleasure in seein' them dwindle
But, blundering, blustering lump o' man
There's unco harm in your drouthy plan
For next tae a lassie a man's best pleasure
Is tae sit with an ale the hours tae leisure
But ye maun mak' wae your bickering and prattle
And parch our throats 'till they maun rattle
Wee boys, instead of men you'd think
Who should not be permitted tae touch a drink
Jim, given a chance - aye, and we are able
Tae drink you underneath the table!!!
And tae see you run wae ilka tale
And tae the Chief our sins bewail
Aye, right enough they might be true
But Jim, tis not a thing that you should do!!
(With apologies to Rabbie Burns! )
Slainte mhath!
Gull.