Good for a laugh

I know Ivan, but I never went for either there.
Frightened they may confuse one with the other.
I know you hang the glasses from your ear, but a hearing aid on your nose?????

John
Two years ago I went down to Bega to spec savers, last time I will do that,just as well my son drove me down there as I ended up blind for two days from the flashing camera light they flash into my eyes. They have rung me to see why I haven't been back, I told them they should be jailed for torturing a pensioner, got no mre callsto top that off they failed me for my license, but didn't send in the form as I kept hold of it. my local optometrist passed me.
Des