UK isms

[Tony Taylor]

Would you believe that crumpet or oats and cherries make a good dietary meal ? JS

There's a thought, losing your cherry while having your oats with some crumpet?

[Ivan Cloherty]

Would you believe that crumpet or oats and cherries make a good dietary meal ? JS

Alas I lost my cherry years ago!

[James Curry]

Remember this old one , I like my women like my coffee, Hot Black and Sweet.
Last year in hospital a beautiful young nurse from Barbados was giving me a bed bath. She had a great sense of humour, bet that could tell a few stories, honestly did not know were to look, doing my best not to raise my!!!! my blood pressure. then she says all history now though and gave me a wiink. Oh to have been in my 20's again

[John Gill]

Remember this old one , I like my women like my coffee, Hot Black and Sweet.
Last year in hospital a beautiful young nurse from Barbados was giving me a bed bath. She had a great sense of humour, bet that could tell a few stories, honestly did not know were to look, doing my best not to raise my!!!! my blood pressure. then she says all history now though and gave me a wiink. Oh to have been in my 20's again

The word ‘wink’ appears to have too many I’s or the dusky maiden from Bridgetown provided more than a bed bath.

[j.sabourn]

Thinking back to the wax treatment in Japan are we John ? JS

[John Gill]

Aaah memories!

[Des Taff Jenkins]

My breakfast is, one and a half wheatabix, half a spoon of Sultanas, topped off with some rice bubbles, with Soy milk. After that it is open slather for dinner and a sandwich for tea.
Des
. PS Saw the Dr last week, I had lost a couple of kilos but pulled up around 13 and a half stone.

[happy daze john in oz]

Des, suggest you look for the lost Kilos, you may need them in the winter to keep you warm.


The waiter said how do you like your coffee sir.

Like my women, hot and strong.!!

Would that be black or white sir??

[Tony Taylor]

My breakfast is, one and a half wheatabix, half a spoon of Sultanas, topped off with some rice bubbles, with Soy milk. After that it is open slather for dinner and a sandwich for tea.
Des
. PS Saw the Dr last week, I had lost a couple of kilos but pulled up around 13 and a half stone.

Des, I soak sultanas in rum for a couple of days to use in my no fat rock bun recipe, might try em with my weetabix.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi Tony
Be careful with the Sultanas, they carry a lot of Aspirin, I had to cut down on them after getting big bruises , I only had to hit something and a bruise came up, sultanas thins the blood. but bugger it I like them on my breakfast.
Cheers Des