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13th February 2024, 05:22 AM
#21
Re: Whoopee
Maybe if she had hung you out rather than the nappies you would not have high blood pressure.
It is all hereditary you know, maybe your mum got it from the gypsy, they sold some odd stuff at times.
Or maybe some sort of wild medication from west Wales.
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
World Traveller
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13th February 2024, 05:33 AM
#22
Re: Whoopee
BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS
The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS
A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.
RAISIN
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET
A story you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion - openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have… similar to my character lines.
OLD
Is when you say I am having an affair
And some one asks are you having it catered for.
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
World Traveller
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15th February 2024, 01:05 AM
#23
Re: Whoopee
John.
I read it as Silver Chair, thought you had a band coming for a party after your visit.
Des
R510868
Lest We Forget
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