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[Mo Docherty]

when they get call up papers fellas

[Des Taff Jenkins]

I was in Cape Town on the way to NZ, I just stuck up two fingers.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

The English archers did that when fighting the French.
Apparently the French would cut off those two fingers of prisoners they captured so they could no longer use the bow.

[j.sabourn]

Same as those who believe in paradise and the 40 virgins waiting, chop off their heads and they’re denied entry. Tough luck . Just missed out by a head as they say at Aintree. JS

[Des Taff Jenkins]

They could leave them outside the gates of heaven and let them be used for a head job.
Des

[j.sabourn]

A lot of these religions the head is sacred , and one should know if it is a sin for another to touch. Don’t know about the womenfolk though as they all seem to only speak when spoken to, as we were as kids. These robust western women don’t seem to get very far when dealing with alien religions. And the western menfolk have to suffer all the others accusations . JS …

[happy daze john in oz]

The women cover the hair, saves going to the hair salon so saves money.