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    #9 Met him on a flight from the North to Perth , pulled on his sleeve as he passed in the aisle making for the toilet. Being half asleep I said what are you doing here ? Being a gentleman he said stuttereringly in mock horror , Im just going to the toilet Sir ! If roles had been reversed I would have said mind. Your own effing business. JS
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    A Russian Jew named Jacob was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel. At the Moscow
    airport, a customs inspector found a statue of Lenin in his luggage and asked,
    "What is this?"

    Jacob replied, "Wrong question, comrade. You should have asked, 'Who is this?'"

    "This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of Socialism and created the future
    prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero."

    The Russian customs official sent him on his way.

    At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs official also asked, "What is this?"

    "Wrong question, sir. You should be asking 'Who is this?' This, my friend, is Lenin, the
    bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take this statue as a reminder to curse
    him every day."

    The Israeli official sent him on his way.

    When he settled in his new home, Jacob placed the statue on a table.
    The following evening, he invited friends and relatives to dinner. Spotting the statue,
    one of his cousins asked, "Who is this?"

    Jacob replied, "Wrong question. You should have asked, 'What is this?' This is five
    kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me from Russia without having
    to pay any customs duty or tax."

    The Moral: "Politics is when you can tell the same story in different ways to fool
    different people and still come out smelling like a rose."







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    Well my favourite funny person is Micky Flanagan. Not sure if it's a "London only" thing, but he's the only comedian I will make a point of watching on the telly.

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    A selfie is what you have when she has a headache
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Kieran View Post
    Well my favourite funny person is Micky Flanagan. Not sure if it's a "London only" thing, but he's the only comedian I will make a point of watching on the telly.
    We have one of the best women comedians out here Johnny, name Kitty Flanagan.
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