You drunk

[happy daze john in oz]

Most of us at some time have encountered the 'Booze Bus, police set up with the bus on the road and sometimes you have to comply.
It is normally a blow job with a plastic tube over some device.

Now scientists have invented a new way, an Algorithm, never any good at that at school, X plus Y and all that stuff preferred trigonometry.
This new way measures the voice and the condition which will show how P15ssed you may be.

Not like last time I was pulled over.


'Been drinking sir'

'No occifer nos me. hic. if I bees drinin I cud not, hic drise the car, hic, hic'

The bugger booked me for being intoxicated

So beware, coming to a bar near you the Algorithm.
Take my advice, stick with the blow job.

[Des Taff Jenkins]

John Stick with the blow job, but make him take his helmet of first.
Des