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    Default You drunk

    Most of us at some time have encountered the 'Booze Bus, police set up with the bus on the road and sometimes you have to comply.
    It is normally a blow job with a plastic tube over some device.

    Now scientists have invented a new way, an Algorithm, never any good at that at school, X plus Y and all that stuff preferred trigonometry.
    This new way measures the voice and the condition which will show how P15ssed you may be.

    Not like last time I was pulled over.


    'Been drinking sir'

    'No occifer nos me. hic. if I bees drinin I cud not, hic drise the car, hic, hic'

    The bugger booked me for being intoxicated

    So beware, coming to a bar near you the Algorithm.
    Take my advice, stick with the blow job.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

    John Strange R737787
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    Default Re: You drunk

    John Stick with the blow job, but make him take his helmet of first.
    Des
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