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28th October 2021, 11:28 AM
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Amazing stuff
An invisible man married an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
I didn't think the chiropractor would improve my posture. But I stand corrected.
I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink, and entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery. She was in charge of the hops.
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side.
My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.
I'm not buying it.
A raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16.
The difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
I told my carpenter I didn't want carpeted steps.
He gave me a blank stair.
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
World Traveller
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