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    1. Apples , not caffeine,are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
    2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button
    3. A pack-a- day smoker will lose approx. 2 teeth every 10 years
    4. We don’t get sick from cold weather, it’s from being indoors too much
    5. When you sneeze all bodily functions stop, even your heart
    6. Only 7% of the population are lefties
    7. 40 people every minute are sent to the hospital for dog bites
    8. Babies are born without kneecaps . They appear at 2-6 years old
    9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years standing in line.
    10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498
    11. The average computer user blinks 7-times a minute
    12. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened
    13. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
    15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
    16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
    17. Ostriches stick their heads in the sand only to search for water
    18. The only 2 animals with rear vision (no head turn) are the rabbit and the parrot.
    19. John Travolta turned down the starring role in an Officer and a Gentleman and Tootsie.
    20. Michael Jackson owned the rights to the South Carolina state anthem
    21. In most TV adverts milk is a mixture is a mixture of white paint and thinners
    22. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same aircraft
    23. The first Harley Davidson motor cycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburettor
    24. Hospitals make money by selling umbilical cords , they are used for vein transplants
    25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana,they were 7th cousins.
    26. If colouring wasn’t added to coco-cola , it would be green.


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    I can tell you officially if no one peeking , they are all supposed to be true Victoria. What sort of spider did you get ? And don’t you think it’s time you changed your toothbrush.?

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    Every four minutes a woman is knocked down by a car on UK roads.

    And she is really, really fed up with it.

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    I straightened up a wire coat hanger to measure it and stuck it up my nose, my eyes watered so much I couldn't read the ruler.
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    #5. If it was a Chinese coat hanger Des may of had a built in self destruct mechanism to prevent you measuring it as may be classified material , as probably like most things in the apparel side , they always seem to be short of material , either that or I am putting on more weight than I think. Hope it is not a sign of them cutting back on our iron ore exports to them. If the media catch sight of this email it will be headline news soon , the next thing will be a war footing as the headlines . Cheers JS
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    Think mines missed a beat many a time during my life. JS
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    Don't tell me you took your pulse every time you DID it. I can just imagine, "Hang on a minute dear I just missed a beat there."
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    his is very pun filled !

    Thank goodness for the Brits Love their play on words.

    In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers.

    Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are "small amounts" of horse meat in their burgers.

    Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK.

    Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat. The following quips hit the Internet:





    I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse. I guess Tesco just listened!

    Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

    Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle.

    Had some burgers from Tesco for supper last night. I still have a bit between my teeth.

    A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is listed as stable.

    Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

    "I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer ... "AND THEY'RE OFF!"

    Tesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

    I said to my spouse, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots...

    "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian".....

    A cow walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face? Cow says "Illegal ingredients are coming over here stealing our jobs!"

    I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

    These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead horse.

    Since they're selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a "Trojan Horse?"

    Instead of choosing "rare, medium or well done, it's now Win, Place or Show"

    At first, I thought, "Oh great, I've been saddled with another email to forward, but something spurred me to do it.
    Happy daze John in Oz.

    Life is too short to blend in.

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    #9 Nah Des I used to say Stand by there I’m going to sneeze ! JS
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    No problem for me there Victoria mine are like stars at night, they come out at night in a glass of water. JS
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