Hatch Match and Dispatch

[j.sabourn]

Equals what most would think appropriate , Birth Marriage and Death. However newspapers advertise mainly as births deaths and marriages , seems strange that one dies before getting married , or maybe some editors having had bad domestic experiences and consider death would have been preferable to marriage. How many of us today the first thing we do if have a paper in our hand go to these columns just to check if we are still Alive , and to check the paper has got our particulars right , as we all know they are liable to be incorrect. Think I’ll stick with the correct sequence of hatch match and despatch and try to lead a normal life to the bitter end. The only comparable thing I can think of is having your dinner at breakfast time . Cheers JS

[Des Taff Jenkins]

Hi John.
I have never gone to that page ever, I will wait until someone tells me that I have died.
Des

[happy daze john in oz]

It is quite amazing that they all die in alphabetical, order, and married the same as well.

[j.sabourn]

#2... when you do go that page Des it will be the only time you will say to yourself well for once they got that one right. Just give yourself a pinch to make sure though .Cheers JS.

[j.sabourn]

#3. They may be in sizes as well John . And stood in line like soldiers “ by the left ,tallest in the middle . Shuffle”.
At ease .Take all the fives you want. JS