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9th September 2021, 12:52 PM
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How government works
MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM,
"YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE."
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER."
HE SAID, "YES."
I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, "I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON."
BILL GATES SAID, "NO."
I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK."
BILL GATES SAID, "YES."
I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO.
HE SAID, "NO."
I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW."
HE SAID, "YES."
AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS.
And thus began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential positions of government.
This practice remains unbroken to this day.
Happy daze John in Oz.
Life is too short to blend in.
John Strange R737787
World Traveller
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