A prisoner had only one and a half ears his nick name was 18 months.

A boss by the name of drill bit, he was so boring.

A guy with one hand smaller than the other, they called him the clock.

An uncle had a cyst on his testicles, they called him boil in the bag.

A guy with one leg shorter than the other, his head bobbed as he walked, they called him a snipers nightmare.