I have come to the conclusion.

Some years back, used to get those phone calls as we sat down to dinner every night. In shear frustration asked the Indian sounding voice what the weather was like in Kiddepore dock, 'Oh my goodness he says, have you been to Kolkutta". Right I said, many times. Got no more phone calls.

I ask them if they realise what number they are calling, as what they have got is the Island mortuary, and the people in there have no use for computers, they then hang up,

Hi Victoria
I get paid by kind smiles from my wife, and thank you from my neighbor.
Des