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30th September 2020, 04:33 AM
#21
Re: Quizzes
Wont Google as i do know the answer Keith!
Will leave it there! Cheers C c
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30th September 2020, 06:16 AM
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Re: Quizzes
Two dead men in the middle of the night got up one day to have a fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Then with swords they shot each one another.
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Life is too short to blend in.
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30th September 2020, 08:18 PM
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Re: Quizzes
The full Verse John!
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind men in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And went to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man – he saw it too!
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1st October 2020, 06:05 AM
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Re: Quizzes
Thanks fort that Vernon, never knew there was more to it than the first stanza.
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1st October 2020, 04:45 PM
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Re: Quizzes
Cyclist was the answer, funny way back. modern humour is to sophisticated for this old salt.
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1st October 2020, 05:01 PM
#26
Re: Quizzes
Think a big clue was in your #15:
one from childhood that my Mum liked.
Keith.
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