Wont Google as i do know the answer Keith!
Will leave it there! Cheers C c
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Wont Google as i do know the answer Keith!
Will leave it there! Cheers C c
Two dead men in the middle of the night got up one day to have a fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Then with swords they shot each one another.
The full Verse John!
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind men in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine-inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And went to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man – he saw it too!
Thanks fort that Vernon, never knew there was more to it than the first stanza.
Cyclist was the answer, funny way back. modern humour is to sophisticated for this old salt.
Think a big clue was in your #15:
one from childhood that my Mum liked.
Keith.