The moon is rusting, call for the chipping hammers

[Ivan Cloherty]

We now know that the cow didn't jump over the moon, and sadly it isn't made of cheese, but here are some true statements made lately

A spokesman has said. 'the membership of the flat earth society is increasing around the globe' think about that one

and another

An insurance spokesman has said 'Motor insurance claims have reduced during the pandemic' No sh*t Sherlock perhaps empty roads may have something to do with it.

[Keith at Tregenna]

Remember even NASA couldn’t resist getting in on the fun. On April Fool’s Day about 2002,
the administration claimed to have “proven” once and for all that the moon was made of
cheese by releasing a photoshopped image with an expiration date printed on one of its craters.

K.

[happy daze john in oz]

Well may they say insurance claims are down due to the Virus.

But so are payouts due to their tight fistsedness.

[happy daze john in oz]

Victoria, we would love to but there is a small problem.
The borders are locked down.
What are they doing with the ferries just now??

[happy daze john in oz]

Victoria, you are lucky if you can still see the moon.
We have an 2200 hour to 0500 hour curfew and not allowed outside in that time.
Cannot see the moon from any window.

[Bill Morrison]

Posts #17& 18. Which moon do you want to see? I was doing a project and used these two. Mr Moon or the Man in the moon

[vic mcclymont]

Aye Ivan, reduced mileage increased premiums.
My insurance renewal has gone up by £50.
Vic