When my grandad passed away aged 95 my dad gave him a final shave , when he next went to see him dad
said his whiskers had grown, but it is in fact really the flesh shrinking not the whiskers growing.
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When my grandad passed away aged 95 my dad gave him a final shave , when he next went to see him dad
said his whiskers had grown, but it is in fact really the flesh shrinking not the whiskers growing.
There is a formula for this change in shape.
The change is related to the effects of the mother in law on your life, multiplied by the amount of food eaten over and above needs.
Sub formula is the Chinese effect, that is when sizes shown have been converted from Chinese to English with some very suspect numbers.
No i dont give Sick notes John i just tell the Bludgers to get omn with life ! LOL
But all this shrinkage is a worry though,especially downunder! :):Wassit-About::wasntme:
Should have named him "How Wrong" LOL
We had a similar practice here in the late 70s.
If you wanted a sick note go to Doc "A"
If you wanted a shoulder to cry on and some sympathy go to Doc. "B"
If you really wanted to know what was wrong go to Doc. "C" (only he was a bit abrasive and very direct, doubt if he ever signed a note).