Crocodile tears.

[joseph connor]

Well lads we can finally stop looking over our shoulder for March of feminism , and the average women don't want to be seen as equal to men ,
Because (1) they are way out in front , (2) they think they are superior to us ,witness almost every TV advert shows a woman getting the better of a man ,or a man being made to look fool , I have sat and watched my own wife as a big grin appears on her face every time one is shown .
And don't listen to the Crocodile tears of the mouth pieces about women not getting top jobs ,they are in
M I 6 ( no not Dame Judy ) the police complaints commission , The director of public prosecutions, a woman has just been elected as head of the Met , her name is Dick , in fact the top three jobs there are held by women .
The have brow beaten men for years about men only clubs until they have all gone , here on the Wirral a woman took over control of the Mersey Tunnels and the first thing she did was to change the signs on the pay booths from manned to staffed ? .
They are in top judicial positions , and probably a lot more .
So I suggest we hit back , at the next W I meeting we turn up with Victoria sponge cakes and home made jam made by ourselves of course , and insist on joining the local synchronized swimming team ,
Imagine all the hairy legs sticking out of the water ,then they would know how it feels like for us to have women at sea .
It's a good job we love them all ain't it ? , Joe .

[Keith at Tregenna]

An old mafia type, Italian friend told me years ago, the women runs the house etc. Dada thinks he does, Mamma lets him think he does.

Don met an old mate at the airport near Rome.

Chance meet with Mario.

Mario, all the best to your family.

Where is your beautiful wife ?

Don, she died.

OMG Mario, I did not know.

What did she die of ?

Syphilis he replied.

No way, no one dies of Syphilis anymore !


READ IN AN ITALIAN ACCENT

You do if you give it to me.

[happy daze john in oz]

The feminists have struck here in a most odd manner and have been condemned by the head of the Female Progressive Movement.

On pedestrian lights there is the little man who tells yopu when to walk, well they want it changed to a little woman. So there will be a trial of them and if it works all such lights will have one or the other on either side. As the lady said, she wears trousers most of the time as do some 75% of working females.

Then in Oxford university there is a push to find another word to replace 'Mankind' as it is sexist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We now have toilets with women spelt 'Womyn' to remove the men bit.

Today is international women's day so our national broadcaster the ABC will have female sonly on all TV and Radio programs.

Beam me up Scotty, the world is going to hell in a handbasket, no doubt made by a female.

[joseph connor]

Ssssssssssssshh they haven't noticed but there's a tit in institute that,l go when they realise ,

[j.sabourn]

#1... Joe the old saying " Why is a ship called a she ", Answer " because she always has a man for a Mate", is now defunct, and will be illegal to call a ship a she, unless of course it is some sleek liner, which leaves the old dredgers and work ships as a he or an it. Cheers JWS

[Ivan Cloherty]

Is it just me that has noticed it is always the ugly ones who want to be feminists and they normally have a short back and sides haircut

[cappy]

Is it just me that has noticed it is always the ugly ones who want to be feminists and they normally have a short back and sides haircut

###lot of blokes on this sight have sort back and sides and are ugly
but i think they are mainly the welshmen who discovered america 700years after the vikings and are looking to a good thrashing by the irish this weekend......cappy

[Captain Kong]

Send them all back to the Island of Lesbos.
Brian

[j.sabourn]

Too many illegal immigrants there Brian. JS

[Ivan Cloherty]

Too many illegal immigrants there Brian. JS

Yes but at least these feminists will finally understand that we European men do treat them with respect and as equals, and that their introduction into another section of the world's population they will find that they are only equal to chattels and kitchen appliances