#20, Hope this helps Louis;)
To compliment the extra hair also growing out of your nose and eyebrows. This is to give you a more balanced look.
So you will get tickled more easily at the things young people say.
To scare away the young women so they will go for younger men.
To give your wife something to nag you about. "Honey, how many times do I have to tell you to trim back the hair in your ears? You want to kiss me when you look like a porcupine? " This is to keep you humble so all of that wisdom you have gained through experience will not go to your head.
To help you get conversations going with your grandchildren.
"Grandpa, why is there hair growing out of your ears?"
So you will have a good excuse for not listening to your wife as she chatters.
For camouflage when deer hunting in the early morning
For hubby I use a battery operated nose trimmer to eradicate excess eyebrow, ear & nose hair Louis. There is always a hint of trepidation about him before I commence,..... [which I rather enjoy]:p. Tweezers now are a not an option after one misfortunate yank in the past, renders that choice as obsolete:rolleyes:
